Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Takashi's only qualifications are a

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Curved distressed white text reading "IN THE WOODS" arcs below

rendered in aggressive street art strokes with sharp

Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Takashi's only qualifications are aFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage