American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL crouching and holding a baseball

crouching and holding a baseball

each tilted inside individual squares

and pointed goatee

and outstretched skeletal hands floats between the text lines

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL crouching and holding a baseballApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple