Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Mike Peters isn't killing

Mike Peters isn't killing

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Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Mike Peters isn't killingAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.