Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Cream rectangular currency border frames

Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

Knocking on Kevin's door is technically voluntary

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Cream rectangular currency border framesJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading