Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Size:M displaying a full fanned tail

displaying a full fanned tail

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Large mixed decorative serif and display type reads "Soggy Bottom Boys" with a ribbon banner below reading "Mississippi Tour

Golden-yellow pyramid built from rows of stone bricks sits beneath a red triangle capstone containing the Eye of Providence surrounded by radiating gold rays

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Size:M displaying a full fanned tailSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"