Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL framed by a blue TV-screen

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

with red vertical text reading "FLAGLER AT 18TH AVE

Curved black text along the bottom reads "FOR SKATING PLEASURE

Jimmy Dugan signed up for beer money and accidentally started caring about a right fielder's cutoff throws

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL framed by a blue TV-screenCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads