I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Flag large your canvas

your canvas

and have just the right amount of stretch

Step back into the tumultuous 1968 election with these garment-dyed campaign reproduction heavyweight premium t-shirts

it remains one of our most popular shirts ever

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Flag large your canvasYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these durable flags made right here in the USA by our crack squad of seamstresses. 100% polyester Knitted