Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Santa skipping cookies for chicken

Santa skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th

Some buildings hold so much history that losing them feels like losing a piece of the city itself

Scattered pink and white hearts in varying sizes surround the portrait

Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Santa skipping cookies for chickenTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft