Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Pizza occupying the same brain

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

Bud Fox never stood a chance against that letterhead

Design inspired by Dwight Schrute from The Office

A ribbon banner below reads "HOBBS FAMILY FARM

Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Pizza occupying the same brainOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold