I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds with stars and a small

with stars and a small moon scattered throughout

A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

hand-drawn style with worn grungy edges

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds with stars and a smallPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU