You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL a moon phase complication

a moon phase complication

Curved white rounded text along the bottom reads "THEY ANUS

White serif text reading "IL" is centered inside the state silhouette

Bold distressed gold serif text below reads "ZIP LINE TOURS" with smaller serif text reading "Since 1955

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL a moon phase complicationSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below