Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas "World's Okayest" is the only

"World's Okayest" is the only honest superlative anyone in a family of three kids has ever received

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

Large decorative text reads "Jack Dempsey's" with blue drop-cap initials and red script

Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas "World's Okayest" is the onlyFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign