Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain

High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest

Retiring number 9 for a guy who showed up sixteen years late swinging a bat carved from a lightning strike is peak baseball mythology

During the Depression

but trickle-down foam from a beer mug is a bipartisan issue

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL High-contrast posterized illustration depicts BlainRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with