California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a brick-sized 90s phone

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

bringing California League baseball to the heart of the San Joaquin Valley

flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow Cobra Kai snake logo

Declaring your intentions in groovy lettering while being 100% exposed is either peak honesty or peak delusion

California Penal League All Star Game - Rick Vaughn MVP - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a brick-sized 90s phoneFourteen walks and twelve hit batsmen in seven innings is less an MVP performance and more a Geneva Convention violation with a fastball. Lou Brown just shrugs because the Penal League doesn't do background checks on award criteria. Inspired by Major League. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "1988 CALIFORNIA," "PENAL LEAGUE," and "ALL STAR GAME" above a white portrait of Rick Vaughn flanked by a baseball, star, and crossed bats. A home