Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Barbecue ribs are the only

Barbecue ribs are the only socially acceptable reason to announce your preferences for big racks at a family cookout

nobody at that party questioned it

" and "BURRITOS

with white and pink mixed typography below reading "A Cool BUZZ AND I'M FINE

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Barbecue ribs are the onlyNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters