Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt boats holding a power drill with

holding a power drill with a menacing grin

White stencil-style portrait of Curly Bill Brocius depicts a man in a wide sombrero with a thick mustache

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a worn

Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex T-Shirt boats holding a power drill withJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white