Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red a large cream woodcut-style illustration

a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center

rooted in the mid-century era when cafeteria dining was a cherished ritual

Red and white text at the bottom reads "AURORA" above white serif text reading "ILLINOIS

and a large burnt orange sun with horizontal stripe elements across the sky

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red a large cream woodcut-style illustrationPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text