Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_western The bar for holiday humor

The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground

Bomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved

Sixty years of flea market irony only proved the original commitment was unbeatable

" White block text reads "TUTORING SERVICE" followed by red text reading "ALL AGES WELCOME

Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_western The bar for holiday humorPluto got demoted by a committee vote, which is basically a reality show elimination but with worse wardrobes. Nobody memorized a mnemonic about eight pizzas. The Details: Cartoon style solar system illustration depicts the Sun and nine traditional planets in full color along white orbital rings, with Pluto at the outermost position. Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%