If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie titusville A detailed olive-green woodcut-style illustration

A detailed olive-green woodcut-style illustration depicts a hiker with a backpack

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

and green to the right

Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie titusville A detailed olive-green woodcut-style illustrationRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered