'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt summer Inspired by So I Married

Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer

Catching a knife once doesn't qualify anyone to open a fitness center

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

where summer nights revolved around the crack of a bat

'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt summer Inspired by So I MarriedDropping the "A" from America took 248 years of complex geopolitical history and turned it into a wrestling entrance theme. Somehow that single missing letter communicates more foreign policy than any State Department briefing ever could. The Details: Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica." Weathered white blocky text below reads "kickin' ass since 1776." Fit & Fabric: