Snort Pines Not Lines - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Golden text at the bottom

Golden text at the bottom reads "SINCE 1988

" A cartoon wolf in a teal blazer and red-and-white striped shirt grins while holding a martini glass with blue bubbles rising from it

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Dad's not mad about the lie

Snort Pines Not Lines - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Golden text at the bottomD. A. R. E. officers and park rangers finally found common ground in one PSA that rhymes a controlled substance with evergreen trees. Nothing says recovery program like tube socks and a backpack full of trail mix. The Details: Green pine trees and a boy in a blue cap, yellow shirt, red backpack, striped tube socks, and red sneakers are framed inside a rounded rectangle border in yellow and light blue. Bold white rounded text below reads "SNORT PINES