Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL I am going to consume

I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American

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Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL I am going to consumeElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork