Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top bowling Brewing ale in pure snow

Brewing ale in pure snow on the K-12 is exactly the kind of business plan you'd expect from two guys who keep showing up everywhere uninvited

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Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

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Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top bowling Brewing ale in pure snowFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign