Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold white italic uppercase text

Bold white italic uppercase text below reads "FART LOADING

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

Arched distressed navy text reads "DRILLERS" at the top

Blue script lettering reads "Schabers" with the large "S" styled as steam curling up from a small coffee cup and saucer illustration

Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold white italic uppercase textPontoon boats are floating patios that somehow became the greatest threat to productivity in America. Speed would spill the drinks, so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PARTY IN" above "SLOW MOTION," where "MOTION" appears in orange overlapping an orange half circle sun. Horizontal orange stripes extend across a white shoreline silhouette.