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Holding up a bone and announcing you found it humerus is the kind of joke that got a caveman exiled from his tribe

a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts jagged mountain peaks flanked by evergreen pine trees

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

" and "PHILIPSBURG

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha Holding up a bone andSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved