Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered in muted teal

rendered in muted teal

Smaller distressed blue text at the bottom reads "ALTON

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Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L rendered in muted tealRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all