Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football Bremerton made the most accurate

Bremerton made the most accurate portrait of every human's first hour on wheels

Diagonal yellow-green tire tread marks span the middle above a white checkered banner border

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

Schultz's bedside manner involves a beer

Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt football Bremerton made the most accurateErwin A. Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God. Somehow "SKATE, it's great" remains the most honest advertising copy ever written. The Details: Rounded corner pink label with blue and white text reads "SKATE!" at top, with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid stride among scattered dots. Text reads "it's great!" and "ON 'CHICAGO' SKATES" at center.