Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden-yellow hair

A black and white line-art illustration of a grand columned building sits centered on a green lawn with small bushes

Calling yourself a midnight toker is really just scheduling your bad decisions with unnecessary precision

Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below

Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach Arched distressed white text readsPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow