Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hanover smiling while reading a cookbook

smiling while reading a cookbook beside a mixing bowl

with radiating light beams from the horn and four-pointed sparkle stars scattered around the scene

Large gold-yellow kanji characters appear behind a red duotone posterized image of Billy Ray Valentine making a martial arts hand gesture with mouth open

" at Gilley's is basically a polygraph test administered over Lone Star and cigarette smoke

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hanover smiling while reading a cookbookDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: