Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt holyoke Earning the title of okayest

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Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt holyoke Earning the title of okayestCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads