Molon Labe Size:L “You brought a knife to

“You brought a knife to a bacon fight

This shirt is a tribute to the resilience and unity shown by the victims of hurricanes Helene and Milton

he vanished—only to reappear three months later in a custom-tailored suit and a much darker sense of humor

Because lifting heavy is the only thing keeping the demons on a schedule

Molon Labe Size:L “You brought a knife toCodename: NutcaseSpecies: SquirrelRole: Recon Guerrilla WarfareAgency Affiliation: C. H. A. O. S. Tagline: These Nuts Backstory: He used to be just another tree dwelling hoarder with an attitude problemuntil he stumbled onto a cartel weapons drop tangled in his favorite oak. After gnawing through two crates of ammo, three radios, and one unlucky courier, the squirrel formerly known as that noisy bastard became Nutcasea twitchy, tactically terrifying