I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Arched bold yellow text with

Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic-book-style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson

A curved green spotted crescent sweeps beneath

Spicoli's list of life requirements fits on one hand

Distressed white circular seal with a scalloped gear-tooth outer edge displays arched serif text reading "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" across the top and "MAINE

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Arched bold yellow text withCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved