I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die According to tradition

According to tradition

this patch perfectly captures the absurdity of the world we live in today

Thanks to its adjustable strap and filled sweatband

• Bowling pin shape

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die According to traditionI Identify as an Attack Helicopter morale patch with absurdist internet satire for jackets, bags, hats, and gear that remembers when every forum had one joke and absolutely committed to it. Made with durable twill fabric and embroidered detail, this 3 inch round patch is built for meme era morale setups. 26% cotton, 74% polyester 3 inch diameter Attachment options: iron on, sew on, or safety pin