Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Funny retro design inspired by

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

That cartoon bird in a party hat is doing more honest marketing than any brand consultant alive

and green backpack standing among evergreens

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Funny retro design inspired byLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered