I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Corporate's idea of hazard pay

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

and an open-mouthed expression

It's kind of a smart person's sport

with "ROCHESTER" above and "NEW YORK" below in smaller dark red block lettering

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Corporate's idea of hazard payClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker