Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides mid-step in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Hollywood Montrose walks into aChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a