Shazaam - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Satan's shoulder press routine suggests

Satan's shoulder press routine suggests eternal damnation is just a pre-workout flavor

Coral-red vintage illustration of a seated figure wearing an ornate headdress and holding a vessel

which never even finishes the sentence

Golden-yellow block serif text reads "AND STAY OUT OF" above a cursive script "The" flanked by small decorative dots

Shazaam - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Satan's shoulder press routine suggestsMemories of renting this on VHS are suspiciously vivid for something that never existed. Thousands of people owe a genie movie royalties to their own malfunctioning brains. Inspired by Shazaam. The Details: Airbrushed illustration depicts a genie in a gold jeweled turban and gold clothing, arms crossed, surrounded by blue and purple magical energy trails and gold sparkles. Bold green and yellow gradient graffiti style lettering reads "SHAZAAM" beside