Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Smaller white sans-serif bold text

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Smaller white sans-serif bold textPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text