Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Massachusetts was already fertile ground

Massachusetts was already fertile ground for baseball long before the major leagues took shape

Glenn Quagmire

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular badge with a red outline below the cartridge

Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Massachusetts was already fertile groundBen Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him. Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label. The Details: A limited color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat, hoisting a golden pint glass. White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif