Ho to the Third - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Born in Kansas City

Born in Kansas City

and the only side effect is smelling like smoke for three days

Santa triple-dropping 'ho' down a chimney gets milk and cookies

Wavy white text below reads "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" in a retro groovy typeface

Ho to the Third - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Born in Kansas CityHO cubed is the only equation where showing your work makes things worse for everyone at the dinner table. Math teachers and degenerates finally found common ground, and it only took a superscript. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "HO" in large bold lettering with a superscript "3" positioned as a mathematical exponent. Light weathered texture appears across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle