Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Light blue distressed text reading

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

and places like these gave it a soul

driver detoured through an immortal warlord turf war

long before the majors came calling

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Light blue distressed text readingAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white