It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Bigfoot picking up seasonal work

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Inspired by The Last Starfighter

Wilford Brimley cloned four times in mop-top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar

" partial derivatives

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns Bigfoot picking up seasonal workGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below