The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:4X This is more a responsibility

This is more a responsibility to look good and live loud

They feel kinda like

Who wants to look like a million bucks when they can look like an (inflation adjusted) 340 billion bucks

*This red plaid Christmas suit is not for hipsters

The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:4X This is more a responsibilitySure, a real Christmas tree is neat and all. No two are the same and they smell marvelous. But, you have to water them constantly, their prickly lil needles fall off constantly, my cat won't get out of it and then they eventually die which serves as a constant reminder that life is fleeting and no one gets out of this world alive. So I prefer artificial trees and I'll light a mf holiday candle and call it a day. And the icing on the cake? Wearing