Bachelorette Party Dicky Sipping Straws, Light, 10 Pack G-Spot Rotation Patterns: 9

Rotation Patterns: 9

Eight inches of phthalate-free material with variable vibration speeds means they can dial the whole thing in until it feels exactly right for both of them

Thigh: up to 24 inches (60

The dual-layer construction means it gives under pressure the way the real thing does

Bachelorette Party Dicky Sipping Straws, Light, 10 Pack G-Spot Rotation Patterns: 9These are exactly what they look like: novelty straws with a phallic mouthpiece designed to get a laugh at bachelorette parties and girls' nights out. The light colorway keeps things fun without going over the top, and having 10 in a pack means everyone at the table gets one without anyone feeling left out. There is not much to overthink here. They are disposable, they are silly, and they do their job well at a price that makes sense for party favors.