Exhausted By Existence Unisex Hoodie poet If making up worst case

If making up worst case scenarios in your head gets your heart racing

Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches" with glowing skin and zero problems telling you to manifest a better life by just "choosing" happiness

Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic

or Catzilla sweatshirt for the B movie lover in your life

Exhausted By Existence Unisex Hoodie poet If making up worst caseKittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, its a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever present low key dread. Whether youre merely tired of *this* weeks cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift