The Holiday Ham | Dark Green Holiday Placement Suit Pants 12 Pack Keep an eye on your

Keep an eye on your appliances while you're wearing these cheeky undies

except without the frostbite or the jealous stares

and 5) finding yourself playing steel drums in a Caribbean-themed Weezer tribute band on a cruise ship bound for tropical waters

even if you're short and ugly

The Holiday Ham | Dark Green Holiday Placement Suit Pants 12 Pack Keep an eye on yourEveryone gawks when they see that glistening, giant ham placed on the dining room table on Christmas. Well, now you're becoming the star of the show. Walk into the room wearing The Holiday Ham suit pants and watch the people drool at your appearance. Be careful, they may try to take a bite.