The Surprise Party | Birthday Balloons Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly summer23stacking_backup Reindeer can shoot laser beams

Reindeer can shoot laser beams from their frickin eyes

Combine your sense of fashion with your sense of pride and let ‘em know where you’re from with this patriotic bow tie

Every time you pull these up and/or take your pants off you are legally required* to shriek: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO

and others may be so taken aback by the earth tones that they can't see the camouflage pattern at all

The Surprise Party | Birthday Balloons Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly summer23stacking_backup Reindeer can shoot laser beamsHappy Birthday! If for some reason you can't get away with wearing your birthday suit all day, then this pair is a good alternative. By the way, now that you're another year older, enjoy hearing what new sounds your joints make.