The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X If we can sell out

If we can sell out of this Moth-themed print

These grey Pajamaralls® are the perfect piece of clothing for day long lounging when your usual sweat pants aren't quite fancy enough

These Ball Hammocks™ have so many uses

Subtle and tasteful are two words they'd use to describe these long leg Ball Hammocks™ with fly

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X If we can sell outBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.